my duty to you

I found that I too have regular readers, at least two. So to them I have a duty of keeping my posts up to date and updated. Since I am not adhering to any kind of schedule or boundaries, I thought I should create some, so I'll have something to adhere to. Why not set a definite posting date, such as a Saturday morning, so no one has to keep reading the same stuff and waste their precious cyber-time. Yeah.... that'll work.

I wanted to write about DRIVERS and their driving habits and what makes me mad. It's the drivers with their non-driving habits that make me mad. To list a few: coming to a dead stop before a right turn. NOT necessary! Keeping the posted speed limit... let me fill you in: in this safe and free country of multi-cultural ethnic drivers and aging adults behind the wheel, the speed limit is what you can safely do without coming to a full stop! You can easily add 20MPH to what's posted and still be safe. That is if you are planning to actually get somewhere in under 1 hour. On a same stretch of an almost totally straight road the speed limit jumps from 25 to 35 and back to 25. Why? Who knows. Things don't always make sense around here. So let me go, I"ve got a destination and traveling is not a productive use of my time. Unless I'm text messaging... yeah, that's another one. It should be punishable by death. Execute a few teenagers and that will set the standard. No means no. They'll end up killing more than a few people, believe me, I've come close to becoming a victim! Hanging ball sack from the trailer hitch? Seriously... "God is my pilot"??? ooookaaaaay...What do you use for fuel?? And are you aware of the right pedal by your foot? Get going, sister before I send the devil on your a....! Nasty, ugly stickers on your car, like on your t-shirt. Who cares... If you have nothing positive to contribute than shut up! OOps! One more... driving with emergency flashers is not a weather indicator in most places. It is on I-95. It means it's raining. Turn your lights on instead to be SEEN from behind!
Clearly, the solution is to have a designated lane for people who drive, just one lane! But they would have to have a special license, obtainable on an obstacle course and from an all terrain test. Yeah, that would be KEWL! And it could be called the DOD lane. Drive or Die. I like that.
Have a nice weekend, and thank God for creating motorcycles!