chutney in my gulyas

For all my psycho clients: You are draining the life out of me - I am not paid to be YOUR punching bag, so get off me! Also, I cannot fix you.

For all the non-driving citizens: Be glad I don't have a really big truck!

For all the slow driving nondrivers: Walk! It burns calories and saves lives!

For all the miserable people: Your repeated attempts to get me mad have failed, I pity you...

For all the lazy people: Maybe in your next life, you'll get another turn to do something.

and just so you don't think I am having a rainy day:

for all my clients and all the people who have crossed my path and made me smile: I am grateful and lucky! Thank you!