Phfew!

Or however it's spelled... big sigh...
I have been away (literally) from my computer for a while, because it had a nasty virus I didn't want to catch! Now it's all better, till I start downloading music again, so I will use this opportunity to get a few words in.
First of all - Uma Thurman is a butt-ugly girl, if she's even a girl, I suspect she could be an overgrown amoeba with boobs stock on her sickly frame that closely resemble her eyes: way too large and far apart. Her delicate face reminds me of butt cheeks squeezed apart as one sits on the toilet, before secretion. Now then. Off to more important things...
Matt Lauer is gay, or else he would uncross his silly legs from a girly dainty position they are ALWAYS in. Bad sentence ending.
Fat tax...hm. tuff one. I say yes, only because it IS a legitimate and pressing cause for many ailments that could easily be solved with a bit of effort. Effort to walk, effort to shop and cook and pack food instead of quick fixes, effort to admit that it is NOT OK and NOT PRETTY, effort to not think of food as a reward and a comfort(er), effort to actually work out instead of reading a magazine on a recumbent bike. It is, nonetheless, a liability to others who DO make an effort and exercise self control. When big people look at skinny people they say "It's easy for you to be skinny", well, do you really think so???????? I have news for you, it's not! Not in this country, where portions are enough for an all day intake (which we feel compelled to consume because we paid for it), and walking is left for the vagrants and poor people, and fitness and supplements have become somewhat of a joke and just another business, whose goal is to make you feel good about yourself for very little effort.
Finally, I have a new interpretation of break lights in front of me. One light = picked up phone or hung up phone, or looked down on phone to see who's calling. Repeating break lights (for no (*^*&%&^ reason) = text messaging is in progress. Driving 20 miles under the speed limit (no longer exclusively belonging to frail old ladies or incompetent drivers who are intimidated by the act of driving) = cellphone in usage. I remember a law that declared earphone use illegal while driving under the assumption that it causes distraction from the actual traffic around. What do we call cellphones? A menace, I say! And I will admit - I am the first one to use mine while driving, because it's time used wisely, phone calls returned or made (not texting though). But seriously, I will gladly put mine away if that means no one can use theirs either. It is so ridiculous having these new roads built and having these high tech cars so we can drive with no eyes on the road and at most, 60 miles per hour speed. Something is gotta give. I hope a new law will be implemented to fix this.
Now, I've got much work to to, but plan on ranting some more soon, so don't miss it!