Saturday, August 25, 2007

my duty to you

I found that I too have regular readers, at least two. So to them I have a duty of keeping my posts up to date and updated. Since I am not adhering to any kind of schedule or boundaries, I thought I should create some, so I'll have something to adhere to. Why not set a definite posting date, such as a Saturday morning, so no one has to keep reading the same stuff and waste their precious cyber-time. Yeah.... that'll work.

I wanted to write about DRIVERS and their driving habits and what makes me mad. It's the drivers with their non-driving habits that make me mad. To list a few: coming to a dead stop before a right turn. NOT necessary! Keeping the posted speed limit... let me fill you in: in this safe and free country of multi-cultural ethnic drivers and aging adults behind the wheel, the speed limit is what you can safely do without coming to a full stop! You can easily add 20MPH to what's posted and still be safe. That is if you are planning to actually get somewhere in under 1 hour. On a same stretch of an almost totally straight road the speed limit jumps from 25 to 35 and back to 25. Why? Who knows. Things don't always make sense around here. So let me go, I"ve got a destination and traveling is not a productive use of my time. Unless I'm text messaging... yeah, that's another one. It should be punishable by death. Execute a few teenagers and that will set the standard. No means no. They'll end up killing more than a few people, believe me, I've come close to becoming a victim! Hanging ball sack from the trailer hitch? Seriously... "God is my pilot"??? ooookaaaaay...What do you use for fuel?? And are you aware of the right pedal by your foot? Get going, sister before I send the devil on your a....! Nasty, ugly stickers on your car, like on your t-shirt. Who cares... If you have nothing positive to contribute than shut up! OOps! One more... driving with emergency flashers is not a weather indicator in most places. It is on I-95. It means it's raining. Turn your lights on instead to be SEEN from behind!
Clearly, the solution is to have a designated lane for people who drive, just one lane! But they would have to have a special license, obtainable on an obstacle course and from an all terrain test. Yeah, that would be KEWL! And it could be called the DOD lane. Drive or Die. I like that.
Have a nice weekend, and thank God for creating motorcycles!

Monday, August 6, 2007

deep...

It's been almost a week since my last post and I must admit, I haven't really had a worthy thought to add till today, when I almost crashed in the emotional waves of the day, and yes, my passion: my chosen career. I was faced with a few challenges and blessed with a few rewards, simultaneously, and I just found the day weighing on me and felt the urge to write, to find relief.

What happened?
About the challenges...it is a sad moment when I, an overly passionate, overly conscientious, overly caring, and just extremely overly person has to realize that not everyone can be helped, more sadly, not everyone WANTS to be helped or is willing to even listen. So let go and watch them disappear in the current, pulled down by the bulk of their rigidness, and drown in their screams of stupidity. Oh yes... And we have to let go. It is painful and I hate it! But go ahead and ask me how to make the tummy disappear and the sagging backs of the arms flatten and tighten and so on and so forth. And when I tell you to increase cardio and work the big muscles you ask for tricep and ab exercises to do, EXCLUSIVELY! Well than...I consider myself a health and fitness GURU so why won't you listen to my advice? There is NO quick fix, no shortcut. I want to make you better and I go out of my way to make you listen and retain, and incorporate and learn to like what you do, and to want to pass on the knowledge.
Let go....

Then... I have been so fortunate to have had clients who became more than just clients, and have enriched my life and have given me the "fuel" to go on and continue talking loudly to the def people. I cherish these encounters and they make my choice so plainly clear, that this is the only thing that I want to do for the rest of my life and I will continue to brainstorm and invent various modes and ways of helping people live a fuller, funner life (I can make up words, I'm not form around here) while inflicting considerable amount pain and discomfort.

I have also found, that the new Neutragena Butter Hand Cream is wonderfully great scented and comforting, so go out and buy you some! Best on whole wheat toast...(kidding!!)

I have also found that if you do nothing else but say a good thing to someone and make them smile and feel good for one minute you have done a great deed for the day. One good thing...

I have also found that my dogie gets jealous while I write and feels neglected (husband is playing with Nintendo wireless) so I should limit these posts to during the day, when normal people work...lol.

I'LL BE BACK